We're spared! The CDC has now cooperated with the FDA to affirm another therapeutic treatment for Ebola, ensured to offer 100% security against the nearing pandemic. The new against Ebola medication is called "Vitamin D-Nial" and will be offered for nothing out of pocket at all voting stalls on November 4.
CDC executive Thomas Frieden held a generally went to question and answer session early today, proclaiming that "Concerning Ebola, D-Nial is the answer!" He additionally guaranteed to send a huge number of CDC executors into the field, "furnished with D-Nial" to stop the impression of the pandemic.
At the point when inquired as to why a CDC representative called "clipboard man" was as of late seen strolling around the airplane terminal landing area right beside a contaminated Ebola patient encompassed by restorative staff members in hazardous materials suits, Dr. Frieden just addressed that "D-Nial is the main Ebola security anybody truly needs."
D-Nial is the response to Ebola agitation
After seeing the CDC's astonishing news, media outlets, for example, the New York Times instantly emulated with front-page features like, "D-Nial is Answer to Ebola Hysteria!" and "America cheers for D-Nial!"
While assuming praise for giving the examination subsidizing that brought about the commercialization of D-Nial, the NIH additionally griped about the little size of its multi-billion-dollar plan which is tragically just bigger than 153 world countries. "On the off chance that we had been conceded an alternate billion dollars in exploration financing prior," NIH representative Dr. Fauci clarified, "We all could have accomplished the force of D-Nial far sooner."
In regarding the creation of Vitamin D-Nial, President Obama declared a plan to cover the medication gratis for all Obamacare members, calling it the "Obamacare Health Insurance D-Nial Plan."
Offering further acclaim of D-Nial, President Barack Obama marked an official request today announcing the month of November, 2014 to be "D-Nial Month." During not long from now, the President said, "Americans ought to commend the force of D-Nial and the splendid individuals who concocted it." A Nobel Prize in Science is required to be granted, soon after President Obama bombs an alternate nation or two to pay tribute to the Nobel Peace Prize.
Vitamin D-Nial is directed rectally
Vitamin D-Nial is sadly directed rectally, however previous TSA executors have been employed by Walgreens and CVS to convey the solution with experience and exactness. The CDC is presently planning to mortar retail drug stores with blurbs that proclaim, "Curve over for open wellbeing! Your dosage of D-Nial is prepared!"
Other enthusiastic publications in the arranging stages will delineate a line of grinning Americans twisted over at the hips, saluting to the Con-mander in Chief while getting their ordered measurements, joined by the motto, "My D-Nial spared my infant" and "Regarding the matter of open wellbeing, nothing functions tantamount to D-Nial."
D-Nial may likewise deal with superbugs
The designers of D-Nial, a group of splendid Big Pharma analysts who likewise created ADHD and other anecdotal ailments, is presently confident that D-Nial can be connected to numerous other potential health awareness difficulties of our time.
"We imagine that D-Nial may additionally work to take care of the issue of superbugs spreading through U.s. healing facilities because of the restorative ill-use of anti-microbials," the scientists expressed. "D-Nial has effectively turned out to be such an influential part of advanced drug that we see an abundance of uses over the business."
Vitamin D-Nial now takes its place among unprecedented government-subsidized restorative disclosures, for example, the now-renowned "Vitamin C Something Say Something" medication imagined by President Obama's neurosis priests.
A comparative restorative revelation anticipated that will be advertised later in the not so distant future is apparently called "Vitamin B Afraid of ISIS" whose deals will help subsidize the unlimited U.s. war exertion against fanciful adversaries that are utilized to startle the American open into supporting a military reconnaissance state.
With regards to taking care of issues with medications, nothing beats government resourcefulness. Since when difficulties escape from control, the one thing all U.s. government pioneers have learned and aced is that D-Nial is dependably the answer.
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